Not enough time

I must say that there have been all kinds of happenings going on here at my temporary home. I don't have nearly enough time to write about it all today, but I'll do a brief list of what's been going down...

Celebrity sighting: Tony Danza ("Ay-Oh, Oh-Ay")

Gratuitous violence: High School Boys having a West-Side-Story moment by starting a rumble on my floor...it was NY kids vs. Florida kids. For real.

Toking it up: Two kids sent home today for having a bag of pot in their room and a massive case of the munchies.

Unrequited love: One 16 year old boy from Florida told me that he loves me. One of the Doobie Brothers (see above) courted me by buying me milkshakes and holding the door open for me on several occasions while saying, "Ladies first." I'm going to miss that kid...those milkshakes were yummy...I wonder if there was anything "special" in them? Hmm...that might explain my late-night cheeto cravings. Oh, yes, and one theater kid who wants to hang out with me all the time and asks me to help him with his classes while his friends tease him for flirting with me. Do these kids not realize that I'm a decade older than them?

Shitty mail: One letter from someone. No more younger guys. Enough said.


Okay, enough for now. Too many kids in here at the moment to continue. :-)

posted by elizabeth @ 4:44 PM